February 2012
32 posts
some mornings i wake up look in the mirror and think oh my god i look like i could be dead which of course also means damn boy you lookin fine
i think i somehow fucked up the mac n cheese…
yes im staying in for the first night all week and yes im drinking and yes im making macaroni and cheese and im defintely not watching family guy i swear.
jesusforthejugular asked: genuinely upset our plans to hang never worked out while you lived here :'(
still really sad about leaving austin in a week and still really happy about being in oklahoma with my best friends ever
also really hope dad doesn’t find that little baggie i misplaced months ago…
dad and bro are coming into town to move my furniture so i’m dad proofing the apartment looks like i’ve had sex more times than i can remember since living here (condom wrappers)
just saw this cocky little kid i slept with once walk into a store, couldn’t make him out because i am old and can’t see at night, but he was staring right at me and didn’t acknowledge me. little bitch was like calling me everyday for weeks and now pulls this shit…guess i got played y’all! this might be a first.
i think i’m going to order a fucking pizza.
damn im looking good naked today and no one is here to see it.
well i went out last night so i could get laid but i didn’t even though i definitely could have i just cannot even force myself to pay attention to cute boys anymore i don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me
DON'T YOU WANNA DANCE SAY YOU WANNA DANCE DON'T...
forever crying <3 love you whitney.
i’ve never cried more about a celebrity dying. really not having a good morning.
keep trying to upload the most embarrassing video of me ever but the internet i’m stealing won’t let me
i was just happy for a second!
it’s one of those “i’m so fucking broke i hope they give me at least 20 dollars for clothes i don’t really wanna sell at buffalo exchange” weeks…
oh my god no
i want to change my hair color again.
at the coffee shop pretending to do something important but i’m just trying to download last week’s gossip girl before the next one starts.
after deciding that i might be allergic to gluten, i just read this list of things that i cannot eat and my little heart broke. i cannot do this.
i wish some sweet cute boy would just knock on my door and be like “hey, i just really need to sleep with someone tonight. just sleep. no kissing. no sex. no anything else. i’m just tired and lonely” and i would just say okay and let him in.
don’t you just hate it when you go to bed really upset and then you wake up in the morning and are still really fucking upset?
i am so mad and so sad and what the fuck i deserve a good year godammit.
fucking hate everyone goodnight
i just want to listen to robert smith sing I'M NOT...
awesome my neighbor cut me off from his internet bc i never paid him and now i’m stealing from fucking DLINK and my spotify keeps cutting in and out.
i don’t care what braven posts i’m sad and i’m nostalgic and no matter what i can’t bring back those days so i guess i should get black out drunk too early and not even try.
January 2012
89 posts
okay my new boyfriend is my ACCEPTANCE EMAIL FROM...
yea i do. i want a fucking boyfriend. and i’ll never have one because there is something wrong with me and i’ll never fall in love and i’m going to die alone and until i die i’m going to keep watching sex in the city and cry every time one of the girls gets in a serious relationship.
i think maybe i want a boyfriend?
Watchand here is my trying to take a photo
Watchme chugging whiskey the last look is how i feel about this gay earth. and good god the should of me chugging is just disgusting. enjoy! :D
Sriracha is more versatile than ketchup
my friend swears it’s great in lemonade and i don’t think it sounds bad at all.
i hope no cute boys smile at me ever again.
puttingdescartesbeforethehorse:
When did me and ally and jacob end up the only sad people on tumblr? I dont want to see you happy.
lol who’s happy??
you've got a lovely smile i could spend a while...
